We, the Sisterhood, hereby instate the following rules to govern the use of the Travelling
Pants:
1. You must never wash the pants.
2. You must never double-cuff the Pants. It's tacky. There will never be a time
when this will not be tacky.
3. You must never say the word "phat" while wearing the Pants. You must also never
think "I am fat" while wearing the Pants.
4. You must not pick your nose while wearing the Pants. You may, however, scratch
casually at your nostril while really kind of picking.
5. Upon our reunion, you must follow the proper procedures for documenting your
time in the Pants.
6. You must write to your Sisters throughout the summer, no matter how much fun
you are having without them.
7. You must pass the Pants along to your Sisters according to the specifications
set down by the Sisterhood. Failure to comply will result in a severe spanking upon our reunion.
8. You must not wear the Pants with a tucked in shirt and belt. See rule #2.
9. Remember: Pants = love. Love your pals. Love yourself.